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Post by Darksaber Elite on May 25, 2009 2:36:38 GMT -5
((Time-skip: Two days after Season 3 concludes...))
*struggles up slowly, having moreorless regained the better part of my consciousness, but falls back down on my legs and slowly lifts myself up, looking at Quicksilver* I see... you're still there... eh, Quicksilver? *a surge of pain courses through the right side of my body and I fall down on my left side, gripping my right side in pain* Argh... Blasted Scarab... Did a number on us both... *looks around as best I can* Huh? That blind idiot... isn't here? *remains lying down, rolling over slightly so I am on my stomach so as to get a clear view of my surroundings* I feel things are changing... but what the heck's happening? *looks again at Quicksilver and tries to lift myself up, but fails and hits the ground for the third time, staying there* Darn it... you and that lousy Scarab...
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Post by Light years on May 26, 2009 1:53:33 GMT -5
*walks through the doorway and enters the room* Amazing place you got here Darksaber!! I hear your awake now! Good for you. Your base is much better then my underground lab!! I can conduct all kinds of stuff here like I already have to kill boredom. You are the first to wake up. However, you must rest up for the upcoming journey. It appears as though all the skulls in the Silver Shrine have gone missing. We must get them back at all costs. There are nine of them and each one contains a weird effect. So be careful which one you bring back with you. Oh, Here read this little buddy! * I hand you a card and it reads: * We strive to offer our customers competitive prices, excellent service and the knowledge that they can count on our word. Our employees enjoy a satisfying workplace, knowing that they too, can count on our word.
Our outstanding corporate values and life experience, have given us a great understanding of the needs of our valued customers and employees. Our business has grown due to the attention we give to both.
I thought that you would like to know I i'm also a cook/baker. Here eat this. *I hand you some candy*The first thing you notice about them is how cool they look. They have this great bright, metallic-looking color and multi-faceted design. The company says the collection of dark, milk, and white chocolates are made to represent samples of rocks brought back from the various trips to the moon. Moon Rocks also have fun names like Apollo Almond, Cosmic Carmel Crunch, and Stellar Strawberry Shortcake. I tried one called Galatic Grape that combined dark chocolate with great grape taste. Our other “expert tasters” were similarly delighted with their choices. Soo.... what do you think Dark saber.
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Post by Darksaber Elite on May 26, 2009 2:20:13 GMT -5
*looks at you blankly* I think you need to lay off whatever various foreign substances that may or may not be entering your body with your consent. In other words, I think you're about as straightforward as something like a labyrinth of sewage pipelines, which I can most assuredly assure you, are not, in any conventionally conventional way, straightforward, nor are they linear or at all sensical to begin with. Moreover, I think you should take that candy and forcibly and abruptly insert it into a place which would be located at the lower-end of your backside normally used for excretion of, I'm assuming from a diet like that, highly hazardous substances. I fail to see the applicable practicities of applying you practically as an applicably practical baker and/or cook, seeing as how you cannot see, not to mention the fact that you are blind, and I'm willing to bet you have less then four senses.
In addition, not only do moon rock-based candies sound about as appealing and appetizing as, I don't know, shoving a load of chicken sh!t down your throat, then vomiting it, burying it, digging it up back later, and eating the remains left over from decaying maggots and worms, but I don't eat stuff from a rock in the middle of space that's basically sitting there being bombarded with BS Waves. Also, if you had to cook whatever that candy is made of, I'm reasonably certain it isn't healthy, tasty, or at the very least, even filling. More to the point, I don't eat racist candies from a racist company that seperates them into "dark", "white", and "milk". Their true names are "blackie", "massa", and "shoop-de-whoop".
To summarize, I'll pass on that candy.
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Post by Light years on May 26, 2009 2:36:45 GMT -5
Hm? You mean I spent all that time baking them for nothing? Did you know......Although the term 'racism' usually denotes race-based prejudice, violence, discrimination, or oppression, the term can also have varying and hotly contested definitions. Racialism is a related term, sometimes intended to avoid these negative meanings. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, racism is a belief or ideology that all members of each racial group possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially to distinguish it as being either superior or inferior to another racial group or racial groups. The Merriam-Webster's Dictionary defines racism as a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular racial group, and that it is also the prejudice based on such a belief. The Macquarie Dictionary defines racism as: "the belief that human races have distinctive characteristics which determine their respective cultures, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule or dominate others." The concept that discrimination can be based on "race" presupposes the existence of "race" itself. However, the US Government's Human Genome Program has announced that the most complete mapping of human DNA to date indicates that there is no distinct genetic basis to racial types. Therefore, "racial characteristics" logically cannot and do not exist either.[citation needed] According to the Human Genome Project, skin color does exist as a matter of science. So, that which is commonly referred to as "racism" could be more scientifically referred to as "skin color-aroused discrimination". The term "skin color aroused discrimination" has the benefit that it is based on verifiable science, is not based on disproved notions of science, and does not perpetuate a false belief in the disproved concept of biological "race". Also, about the candy...... Several types of chocolate can be distinguished. Pure, unsweetened chocolate contains primarily cocoa solids and cocoa butter in varying proportions. Much of the chocolate consumed today is in the form of sweet chocolate, combining chocolate with sugar. Milk chocolate is sweet chocolate that additionally contains milk powder or condensed milk. "White chocolate" contains cocoa butter, sugar, and milk but no cocoa solids. Chocolate contains alkaloids such as theobromine and phenethylamine, which have some physiological effects in humans, but the presence of theobromine renders it toxic to some animals, such as dogs and cats. It has been linked to serotonin levels in the brain. Dark chocolate has recently[when?] been promoted[who?] for its health benefits, as it seems to possess substantial amount of antioxidants that reduce the formation of free radicals. White chocolate is formed from a mixture of sugar, cocoa butter, and milk solids. Although its texture is similar to milk and dark chocolate, it does not contain any cocoa solids. Because of this, many countries do not consider white chocolate as chocolate at all. Although first introduced by Hebert Candies in 1955, Mars, Incorporated was the first to produce white chocolate within the United States. Because it does not contain any cocoa solids, white chocolate does not contain any theobromine, meaning it can be consumed by animals. Dark chocolate is produced by adding fat and sugar to the cacao mixture. The U.S. Government calls this "sweet chocolate", and requires a 15% concentration of chocolate liquor. European rules specify a minimum of 35% cocoa solids. Dark chocolate, with its high cocoa content, is a rich source of the flavonoids epicatechin and gallic acid, which are thought to possess cardioprotective properties. Dark chocolate has also been said to reduce the possibility of a heart attack when consumed regularly in small amounts. Semisweet chocolate is a dark chocolate with a low sugar content. Bittersweet chocolate is chocolate liquor to which some sugar (typically a third), more cocoa butter, vanilla and sometimes lecithin have been added. It has less sugar and more liquor than semisweet chocolate, but the two are interchangeable in baking. Unsweetened chocolate is pure chocolate liquor, also known as bitter or baking chocolate. It is unadulterated chocolate: the pure, ground, roasted chocolate beans impart a strong, deep chocolate flavor. To summarize, Are you sure you don't want any?
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Post by Darksaber Elite on May 26, 2009 2:46:49 GMT -5
Except for the fact that I don't give a rat's @ss about what any government says. More importantly, it doesn't change the fact that you're blind or completely insane.
In conclusion, no, I do not want any candy now, I do not want it from a cow, I will not eat it from a truck, no matter what you say I won't give a bloody fvck.
So, what about those skulls? I believe you wanted us to try finding them or some such thing?
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Post by unknownelite95 on May 26, 2009 8:46:40 GMT -5
OOC: oh great season 4 *sigh*here we go....IC:Feels like Ive been walking for days....I don't feel right...I feel as thou somethings coming but what could it.I made sure not to leave any traces of me behind.*Looks around and then looks down and spots something sticking out the ground*Whats this?*I reach down and pick it up*A skull but theres no humans here except snake..Does this mean he died or is it just my crazy imagination that i finding a human skull.I shall wonder about you Mr.Skull and where you came from...........*Stares at the skull like a retard*Interesting...
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Post by Darksaber Elite on May 26, 2009 13:43:19 GMT -5
OOC: lol yes, "here we go". Good [funny] post, by the way. Still liked ours better. =P
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Post by unknownelite95 on May 26, 2009 17:50:58 GMT -5
*Still looking at the skull,I finally decide to hang on to it and continue my travels*Walking at this rate wont get me no where. I need some damn armor!!!...*Looking around me as though I apparently hear something*There it is!!Ive found my armor shop!!* I begin skipping towards it like f*get*Yaaa! ;D
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Post by pain on May 26, 2009 21:44:53 GMT -5
*i stand on the peek of onyx lake IM back ace and i have fround her.....*
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Post by aceelite on May 27, 2009 17:37:57 GMT -5
*appears from the darkness* Good. At long last..... I've been waiting for this pain. Now show me where she is.
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Post by masterx95 on May 28, 2009 22:49:19 GMT -5
Unknown!!!!! Ive finally found you!!!! *I reach to the back of me and pull out a plasma grenade that is active and throw it at unknown*Time to pay for what you did to me that day!!!
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Post by unknownelite95 on May 28, 2009 22:54:06 GMT -5
*Hears a familiar voice and turns to see something shocking*Master........X....it...cant....be I killed you!!I throw the one sword I have at plasma and cause it to stop and then fall to the ground and explode*~Sh!t I'm unprotected here but my armor shop is right there but I cant reach it in time!!~*I begin to run at you *RA!!
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Post by masterx95 on May 28, 2009 22:57:02 GMT -5
I increase my speed and run threw the blue plasma explosion smoke and grab you by the throat with my right arm and begin to squeeze*After 10 long years of hunting you,I finally found you!!!*I go to punch you in the face with my left arm*
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Post by unknownelite95 on May 28, 2009 23:05:27 GMT -5
~Still as strong as ever~*cough,cough*Sees the fist coming and blocks it with the palm of my hand and I raise my leg up and kick you in face making you release me*Basted!!what hell are you doing hear you old a$$!?*I charge my fist up and use my attack with all my strength*Here's the move you taught me master....X PUNCH!!!*I charge at with great pressure*
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Post by masterx95 on May 28, 2009 23:16:45 GMT -5
Insolence Unknown,your punch is nothing with out your armor!!*I catch your fist with my left hand with ease and begin to squeeze it so tight that blood starts to drip from your fist*I will make sure you die today,That I swear!!!*I punch you in the gut twice with my right arm and release my grip on your fist and charge at you and tackle you to the ground and sit on top of you and begin to punch away at you with brute strength making blood drip all across your face*RAAAAAA!!!!HAAA!!!DIE!!! DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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